“He Shared Songs? Throw the iPod at Him!”

Just when you thought the holiday season would be safe from goofy new legislation, the guv’mint wants to keep you from skipping commercials on your TiVo and put your audience in pound-ya-in-the-a** prison for three to ten years for sharing songs. Unless you want to play for a prison crowd, your audience can’t do much for you in the slammer. You may want to educate them, so they can educate their lawmakers.